AGE : 33
POSITION : STRIKER/BENCH
HEIGHT : 6FT 2
FAVOURITE GOAL : RIGHT FOOT VOLLEY FROM EDGE OF BOX AGAINST BRADFIELD ROVERS
BEST MOMENT IN FOOTBALL : 88-89 SEASON, THOMAS IN THE BOX, HE COULD WIN IT HERE !!!, SCOUSERS CRYING , BRILLIANT
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT : MY ENTIRE DISCIPLINARY RECORD
FAVOURITE OTHER GROUND : HARWICH
MUSIC : RADIOHEAD/THE WHO
FILMS : A BRIDGE TOO FAR
COMEDY SHOWS : BO SELECTA
DREAM DATE : ANY OF LEON TAYLORS CAST OFFS, HOW DOES HE DO IT ?
WORST DRESSED PLAYER : ALEX CURTIS AN ARSENAL FAN WHO WEARS A SPURS TOP, NOT ON
FUNNIEST TEAM MATE : BILLY HUGGINS HE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP
ANY CLAIM TO FAME : NONE, APART FROM A FORMER PRIME MINISTERS DAUGHTER! BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY
DESCRIBE YOURSELF FIREY, DECEPTIVELY SLOW, CAN I GO KNOW